Canada continues one-upping America, uses McDonald’s against us

There’s a sentiment that things are better in Canada than they are in America — and this McDonald’s chicken news is fanning the narrative.

Remember back in 1999, when it was Oscar-worthy to say things like ‘Blame Canada’? Boy, times have changed since then. Now all we hear about is how Canada has it so much better than us simpleton in America.

The health care is better. Weed is legal everywhere and delivered by poodles (probably). They don’t lock their doors and everyone is so damn nice.

Add ‘better McDonald’s chicken sandwiches’ to the ever growing list of why the grass is greener north of the border. Canada McDonald’s is introducing new premium chicken sandwiches that blow anything we have here Stateside out of the water.

Ge a load of these new sandwiches, which are dubbed ‘Seriously Chicken‘.

"The Tomato & Mozzarella Chicken Sandwich features your choice of chicken breast topped with tomato-herb sauce, processed mozzarella cheese, lettuce, tomato and red onions on a toasted artisan roll.The Guacamole & Jalapeno Chicken Sandwich includes your choice of chicken breast topped with  guacamole, jalapenos, processed mozzarella cheese, lettuce, tomato and red onions on a toasted artisan roll."

Goddammit.

Meanwhile, I’m going to finish writing this and get some sloppy crispy chicken sandwich from my local American McDonald’s that features a soggy bun, something that probably isn’t mayonnaise and definitely tastes funny, and questionable chicken.

Remember when this country was leading industries? Where’s the innovation of our forefathers? Do you think they’d stand for getting one-upped in the fast food game by a bunch of overly polite poutine fiends?

Hell no.

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We’ve outsourced basically everything else in this country, but the fast food thing is our thing. When we start getting one-upped by our Canadian cousins, what do we have left?