Have a friend who loves donuts but hates clowns? This post is for you.
By Callum Gunn
Halloween is almost here and if you have always wanted donuts to be hand delivered by a scary clown you can!
Having the option to have donuts hand delivered by a scary clown is always something I have wanted to have. I have a ton of friends, more specifically my wife, who are petrified of clowns; and what better way to get into the Halloween spirit than by having a clown deliver donuts to such friend/wife.
Unfortunately, although probably very fortunate for my marriage, I am out of the clown donut delivery service zone. But if you live anywhere in the Dallas, TX area. You can request the services of Hurt Donuts to do just that.
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During the entire month of October, Hurts Donut are offering the creepy delivery service in all of their 19 branches. You can check out their website to get each individual location and find out which stores are in your area. Or your friend’s area, you can be out of the zone but if your friend is, then game on!
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Once you have found out if the service is available, you just place the order via phone and a very happy, scary clown, will skip out of the store, donuts in hand, off to deliver them to whomever it is you requested them for.
So, depending on your motives. Whether it be evil revenge, harmless fun, in need of a reason for your wife to divorce you, or you just fancy some donuts and feel like being weird; then get in touch with Hurts Donuts and get a clown to deliver them personally.
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