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Brach’s has new conversation hearts with awful new flavors

By Sarah Perchikoff

WILTON MANORS, FLORIDA - JANUARY 29: Sweetheart candy hearts are seen on the shelf at the To The Moon Marketplace on January 29, 2019 in Wilton Manors, Florida. William Newcomb who works at the store said, 'they stocked up early on the heart shape candy after learning that the Necco company had filed for bankruptcy protection and went out of business.' The Sweetheart candy was being made by Necco since 1886 and is in short supply after the company went out of business as Valentine’s Day approaches. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)
WILTON MANORS, FLORIDA - JANUARY 29: Sweetheart candy hearts are seen on the shelf at the To The Moon Marketplace on January 29, 2019 in Wilton Manors, Florida. William Newcomb who works at the store said, 'they stocked up early on the heart shape candy after learning that the Necco company had filed for bankruptcy protection and went out of business.' The Sweetheart candy was being made by Necco since 1886 and is in short supply after the company went out of business as Valentine’s Day approaches. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images) /
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Didn’t think conversation hearts could get worse? You might be wrong because now they come in fruity flavors. Check them out here!

Valentine’s Day is almost here and of course, that means conversation hearts are everywhere. Despite how awful they taste, we still refuse to give them up. Brach’s is even coming out with new heart-shaped candies where there is acute phrase on both sides of the heart.

You can now read “LUV U”, “BAE”, “CALL ME”, or KISS ME” no matter what side of the heart is facing you. Oh joy. And if you thought the taste of normal conversation hearts was bad, wait until hear the flavors of these new candies! These “Heart 2 Heart” confections come in banana, orange, cherry, grape, and lemon flavors.

Ok, I’ll give them orange and lemon. It’s really hard to mess up those flavors. They are almost always decent. But banana…really? Artificial banana is one of the worst flavors in existence. There is no way it can taste good. If you’ve ever had a banana Laffy Taffy, you know what I mean.

The grape probably taste like a bland version of fruit juice and if the cherry tastes any better than cough syrup, I will be shocked.

I’m almost tempted to buy these just out of sheer horrifying curiosity. Just because they are outlined and not have words on both sides, doesn’t mean they aren’t the same chalky candy, right? New flavors can’t make up for the sidewalk-chalk texture. I think I’ll stick to my chocolate!

Next. Easter Egg Oreos are coming back. dark

What do you think of these new conversation hearts? Does it make you want to try them? Let us know in the comments below!

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