Who decided Spam fries should be a thing?

Spam has gone too far! They’ve recently come out with a new product called Spam fries and it’s as bad as you might think.

Yes, you read that headline right. Spam is now making fries made out of their meat product.  If you thought the world was bad before, it just got a whole lot worse with this discovery of Spam fries. I would love to know who in the research and development department thought this was a good idea? And beyond that, who in sales also thought this was a good enough idea it made it to shelves?

You know what’s worse than the fact that they are calling these Spam fries (french fries are going to be so pissed!), the phrase “pork fritters” also appears on the packaging. Excuse me while I go puke.

Look, I know some people like Spam and that’s fine, but this is a bridge too far. People have been making their own Spam fries for years and the company even has a recipe for them. Why create this monstrosity?

These pre-made version of Spam fries are described as frozen “fry shaped pork fritters!!” How? Why? Who did this?

You can find these “fries” in the freezer section of your grocery store. They’re right next to the frozen veggies which is oddly horrifying.

To make them, you simply need to preheat your oven, toss a few sticks on a cookie sheet, bake them for a few minutes, and…enjoy?

If you do want to give these a try (why?), make sure to check if your store has them. They’re a limited edition item for now, so they might not be available near you.

What do you think of this new Spam product? Would you try it? Let us know in the comments below!