Arby’s fries are the stuff of legends. They are curly, seasoned, and delicious. While McDonald’s fries might be the most popular, Arby’s are the best. It’s a simple fact. But, that doesn’t mean Arby’s should take that amazing flavor and turn it into a vodka.
Yes, you read that correctly. Arby’s is launching a vodka line. It includes two flavors: everyone’s favorite curly fries and their crinkle-cut fries. Once again, I ask what’s going on in the research and development department? Marketing, did y’all approve this? Clearly, too many people approved it because it’s here for us to try.
I get that vodka is made of potatoes and so are French fries but this should not be happening. It feels like a borderline atrocity.
But since we’re here, let’s talk about the flavors. The Curly Fries vodka is distilled with cayenne, paprika, onion, and garlic while the Crinkle Fries vodka is made with kosher salt and sugar. It includes 40% alcohol per bottle which is pretty normal for vodka.
Arby’s introduces two new French fry-flavored vodkas
If, for some reason, you feel the need to try this vodka, you can head over to arbysvodka.com on Thursday, Nov 18, 2021 and Monday, Nov 22, 2021. Right now, you can follow Arby’s on social media to make sure you know when the latest news about this vodka is announced.
Food brands and fast-food restaurants have been coming out with all sorts of weird products and merchandise. This is just another one to add to the pile. And the sad part is, this may not even be the strangest one.
What do you think of this new Arby’s vodka? Are you willing to try it? Or are you horrified? Let us know in the comments below!