Rice Krispies bows to mob rule, launches Rice Krispies Treats Chocolatey Peanut Butter

For years, people have been protesting outside Rice Krispies headquarters, desperately hoping Snap, Crackle, or Pop would hear them. “Give us Rice Krispies Treats Chocolatey Peanut Butter as a permanent part of the widely released roster!” they’d shout, sobbing and rending their garments. And those pleas would fall on deaf ears, due to the callous ice-cold stance of the Rice Krispies Corporation*. Or perhaps because Snap, Crackle, and Pop are fictional cartoon characters created to sell breakfast cereal, either way.

Regardless, all that turmoil has finally paid off, as indeed, Rice Krispies Treats Chocolatey Peanut Butter are here, and will be a permanent addition to the nationally sold line of snacks.

"For years, fans nationwide have written in to us asking for this flavor, so we are thrilled to finally satisfy everyone's craving for Rice Krispies Treats Chocolatey Peanut Butter," said Juan Boido, Senior Brand Manager at Kellanova via a press release provided to Guilty Eats. "We specialize in making ooey-gooey treats that infuse joy into the everyday and this new flavor is the perfect snack to delight the whole family, from the kids to the kids-at-heart. We can't wait to hear what our fans think!"

The new treats are exactly what you think they are… The classic Rice Krispies Treats with peanut butter flavor and a layer of chocolate. They come with a recommended price of $4.49 for a seven-count box or $8.42 for a 14-count box. Which to be honest is probably a little cheaper than buying the Rice Krispies, butter, marshmallows, peanut butter, and chocolate you would need to make these yourself. So you win this round, Rice Krispies Treats. As you do every round.

Rice Krispies Treats Chocolatey Peanut Butter will be on sale this Spring, in stores everywhere. Now it’s time to start demanding they add fish or something because they will do whatever we want.

*It’s actually Kellanova, or Kellogg’s. FYI..