Simply Spiked Limeade review: Every flavor, ranked from worst to best

Simply Spiked Limeade is hitting stores now. But between Signature Limeade, Cherry Limeade, Passion Fruit Limeade and Blackberry Limeade, which one is worthy, and which will give you scurvy?

Simply Spiked Limeade Variety Pack - credit: Molson Coors Beverage Company
Simply Spiked Limeade Variety Pack - credit: Molson Coors Beverage Company /
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The Simply Spiked line of alcoholic beverages has expanded once again. First introduced with Simply Spiked Lemonade in 2022, then with Simply Spiked Peach in 2023, the company has now taken the next logical step with the recent release of Simply Spiked Limeade. But with four flavors – Signature Limeade, Cherry Limeade, Passion Fruit Limeade, and Blackberry Limeade – all available in stores now, which one is best; and which is worst?

Before we get to that, we should note that while the drink line was first announced on January 18, 2024, by the Molson Coors Beverage Company (Simply Spiked’s parent company), they’re ramping up advertising heavily now in advance of Valentine’s Day. As of tomorrow, February 7 at 9 am ET, the company is releasing 50 limited-edition Simply Spiked Pickup Limes kits. Included in the 21+ only kits (because, alcohol), for the price of $2.14, are lime candles, a list of “perfect pickup lines” (pickup limes, get it?), and date night conversation cards.

The kits don’t include Simply Spiked Limeade, but they do come with a rebate to put towards a purchase.

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Simply Spiked Limeade Pickup Limes - credit: Molson Coors Beverage Company /

“Simply Spiked Lemonade and Peach have become favorites among our day-one fans, and we’re thrilled to give them a bold new flavor to enjoy with the launch of Limeade,” said Joy Ghosh, vice president of Above Premium Flavor at Molson Coors Beverage Company, via a press release provided to Guilty Eats. “Simply Spiked Limeade is our way of helping fans add a bit more zest to every occasion and our Pickup Limes are the perfect way to make this Valentine’s Day more juicy.” 

You can get them at https://shoppickuplimes.com/ while supplies last starting tomorrow. But, if you want to know what to expect from Simply Spiked Limeade, we got a preview of the flavors provided for review by the company. On shelves, they’ll be available in standalone 24 oz. single cans, and variety 12-packs; we tried the latter.

So without further ado, here are all four varieties of Simply Spiked Limeade, ranked from worst, to best.